Charlaine Harris quotes

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, …The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

Relationship

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's …It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

Relationship Humor

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more …You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

Humor

Vampires should never say …Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had …My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Freedom Women Advice

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down-or cheeks …If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down-or cheeks up.

Funny

'I don't like having feelings,' Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to …"I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.

'Sookie, my little bullet-sucker' 'Eric, my big …"Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" "Eric, my big bullshitter"

My bullshit meter is reading that as …My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

Truth Short






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