Charlaine Harris quotes
The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.Relationship
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.Relationship Humor
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.Humor
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.Freedom Women Advice
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down-or cheeks up.Funny
"I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.
"Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" "Eric, my big bullshitter"
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.Truth Short
All Charlaine Harris quotes ⇑
The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. 
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. 
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful. 
Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!! 
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to. 
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down-or cheeks up. 
"I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top. 
"Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" "Eric, my big bullshitter" 