Witty quotes

Be yourself; everyone else is already …Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Funny Short Honesty

I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks …I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

Funny War Wisdom Future

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the …Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Funny Short Universe Human nature

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of …Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Humor

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all …It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt

Funny

I have never let my schooling interfere with my …I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Education Funny Short

Experience is merely the name men gave to their …Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

Funny Short Experience Mistake

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the …It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Inspirational Short Humor

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is …In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Truth Reality Suffering

Everything in moderation, including …Everything in moderation, including moderation.

Funny Short Truth

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you …If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Short Humor

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at …An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

Funny Idea






Funny + Witty quotes

Funny Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in …Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Funny Love Short Responsibility

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of …A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Funny Short Man woman

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them …If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Funny Short

When you're alone, if you feel lonely, obviously you're in bad …When you're alone, if you feel lonely, obviously you're in bad company

Funny Loneliness

In the universities somehow the faces are longer; maybe it's the weight of knowledge or …In the universities somehow the faces are longer; maybe it's the weight of knowledge or something.

Funny Inspirational Short Knowledge

Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of …Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?

Funny Short Wisdom

Our presence here is just for a short period of time. We do not have to shorten it by fighting each …Our presence here is just for a short period of time. We do not have to shorten it by fighting each other

Funny Life Short Time

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is …To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Funny Life Short Truth

Any fool can know. The point is to …Any fool can know. The point is to understand.

Funny Short Knowledge Learning

I am not young enough to know …I am not young enough to know everything.

Funny Short Humor Sarcasm

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the …I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.

Funny

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people …Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep

Funny Philosophy

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real …I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Funny Women

True love is felonious... You take someone's breath away... You rob them of the ability to utter a …True love is felonious... You take someone's breath away... You rob them of the ability to utter a single word... You steal a heart.

Funny

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an …I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Funny Short Insult

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem …There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Funny Morality

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go …Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Funny Short Women

It's easier to love God because it's always easy to love somebody who is not here now, it's so …It's easier to love God because it's always easy to love somebody who is not here now, it's so easy. But if you have to love somebody who is sitting next to you right now, it costs life

Funny God Love Truth

Once you have a child it's a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don't do well …Once you have a child it's a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don't do well it's a lifelong project

Funny Life Children

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of …Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Funny Imagination Life Short

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love …A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Funny Happiness Short Women

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of …I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Funny Short Insult

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a …Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Funny Humor Women

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much …Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Funny Love



Short + Witty quotes

Short Quotes
I can resist anything except …I can resist anything except temptation.

Short Humor

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it …If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.

Short Humor Knowledge Understanding

'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't …'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Short Humor Book People

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six …Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Short Humor

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on …Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Short Humor Society People

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here …Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Short Humor World

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not …A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Short Humor Mind Simile

The intellect is like a knife - the sharper, the better. As long as you know how to handle …The intellect is like a knife - the sharper, the better. As long as you know how to handle it.

Short Wisdom

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth …The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

Short Truth Knowing

Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest …Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.

Short Pain Hurt

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged …People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves.

Short Truth People Human nature

She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of …She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.

Short Humor Women

I must be a mermaid, Rango. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow …I must be a mermaid, Rango. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.

Short Fear Humor

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong …The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Short Humor World

Punctuality is the thief of …Punctuality is the thief of time

Short Time Humor

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just …Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Short Humor

He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he …He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears.

Short Fear Suffering

Opinions are like cataracts. They will not allow you to see …Opinions are like cataracts. They will not allow you to see clearly

Short Truth Wisdom Opinion

Passion is like gasoline in the tank, but you also need a steering wheel to go where you want to …Passion is like gasoline in the tank, but you also need a steering wheel to go where you want to go

Short Wisdom Passion

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am …I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Short Intelligence Understanding

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for …Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Short Intelligence

You speak an infinite deal of …You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

Short Humor Insult

The first thing we do, let's kill all the …The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Short

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up …Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Short Humor



Humor + Witty quotes

Humor Quotes
I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of …I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.

Humor

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room …I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Humor Book Reading

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for …Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

Humor Art People

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to …I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Humor Advice

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. …When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Humor Ignorance

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the …I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Humor

A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as …A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

Humor Women Knowledge

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster …Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Humor Thought

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ …If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Humor Writer

Work is the curse of the drinking …Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Humor

I hate writing, I love having …I hate writing, I love having written.

Humor Writer Writing

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a …Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Humor Women

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' …Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

Humor

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about …Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Humor Power

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that …Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

Humor Mistake

Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his …Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Humor

Alec: 'How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?', Isabelle: 'I'm pure at heart. It …Alec: "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?", Isabelle: "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt."

Humor

Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often …Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

Humor

Shortcuts make long …Shortcuts make long delays.

Humor Life lessons

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't …I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

Humor Knowledge Sarcasm

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you …There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Humor

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. This was said by gene wilder... what …A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. This was said by gene wilder... what does it mean?

Humor



All Witty Quotes


If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill …If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Truth Laughter People

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the …Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Truth Humor Humans

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm …Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

Inspirational Short Perspective

Who, being loved, is …Who, being loved, is poor?

Love Short Wisdom

If you nurture the root, you don't have to bother about the fruit - it will come …If you nurture the root, you don't have to bother about the fruit - it will come naturally.

Inspirational Short Success Wisdom

True freedom is about becoming free from everything, including …True freedom is about becoming free from everything, including yourself.

Freedom Short Wisdom

Everybody is going to be dead one day, just give them …Everybody is going to be dead one day, just give them time.

Death Funny

You don't have to be better than everyone else, but you have to be at your …You don't have to be better than everyone else, but you have to be at your best.

Inspirational Philosophy Short Success

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills …Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Science Humor

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. …You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Education Funny

I'm single because I was born that …I'm single because I was born that way.

Freedom Funny Choice

New is a trap, old is a cesspool. If you jump out of the cesspool into a new trap, that's not going …New is a trap, old is a cesspool. If you jump out of the cesspool into a new trap, that's not going to help

Truth Wisdom Humanity Reality

Live simply so others may simply …Live simply so others may simply live.

Life Humor

Education consists mainly of what we have …Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Education Humor

Whatever happens, you getting depressed is not a solution. You getting depressed would be one more …Whatever happens, you getting depressed is not a solution. You getting depressed would be one more problem

Inspirational Truth Wisdom Positive Attitude

Desire is not the source of all misery, unfulfilled desire is the source of all …Desire is not the source of all misery, unfulfilled desire is the source of all misery.

Desire Truth Wisdom

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy …Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

Death Life Humor

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts …Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

Friendship Funny Love Short

if you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that's not a good …if you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that's not a good way to live.

Death Funny Life Philosophy

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so …Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Forgiveness Funny Short Enemy

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her …A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Women

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is …Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Education Funny Knowledge Knowing

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we …We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

History Short Creation

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to …You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Courage Life Pleasure

Smartness is in knowing our …Smartness is in knowing our foolishness

Funny Short One liners Knowing

Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're …Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red.

Love is for free, just expensive to …Love is for free, just expensive to shop.

Love Short Humor

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you …If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Failure Funny Short Success

How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an …How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

Politics Humor

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your …It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Life Short Humor Men

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help …It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

Perspective Habit Book Reading

Before you and I came here on this planet, a countless number of people have walked on this planet, …Before you and I came here on this planet, a countless number of people have walked on this planet, where are they? All topsoil. You will also be topsoil unless someone buries you real deep fearing you may rise from the dead

Death Funny Truth Wisdom

To love the person who is next to you is the biggest challenge. To love somebody who is not here is …To love the person who is next to you is the biggest challenge. To love somebody who is not here is always easy

Funny Love Relationship Truth

Contentment is a poor substitute for joy. It means you have given up on the possibility of living …Contentment is a poor substitute for joy. It means you have given up on the possibility of living joyfully

Inspirational Joy Possibility

Whether I keep you half alive or you keep yourself half alive, whichever way- it's …Whether I keep you half alive or you keep yourself half alive, whichever way- it's torture

Funny Life Philosophy Short

You don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by …You don't have to please anybody in this world, if you are truly joyful everybody is pleased by you

Happiness Relationship Wisdom Joy

You cannot rise in love, you cannot stand in love, you cannot fly in love, you have to fall. …You cannot rise in love, you cannot stand in love, you cannot fly in love, you have to fall. Something of you should fall, otherwise it will not work. You will not know it.

Funny Love Philosophy Relationship

When you were 3-4 years of age you're 100% for marriage, not yours your parents', again when you …When you were 3-4 years of age you're 100% for marriage, not yours your parents', again when you become 45-50 again you're 100% for marriage, but between 18-35 you're questioning the whole process. Because where the physical body is dominant, at that time if you give in to that then it will question every institution

Funny Marriage Truth

Fear means you're producing horror movies in your mind. Tch.. Nobody else is willing to watch. …Fear means you're producing horror movies in your mind. Tch.. Nobody else is willing to watch. That's bad for the producer, but you are producing them. So, you produce something else - produce a comedy, a love story..

Funny Fear Humor Mind

I'm an atheist and I thank God for …I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Religion Short Humor

Loosen up a bit - laugh more, get involved with people around you, do simple things. If you only do …Loosen up a bit - laugh more, get involved with people around you, do simple things. If you only do very important things, you will become dead serious

Funny Truth Wisdom People

If you learn to laugh at your own stupidity, all your crap will turn into manure very fast. And …If you learn to laugh at your own stupidity, all your crap will turn into manure very fast. And manure is good for growth

Funny Wisdom Growth Laughter

Intelligent ones wonder - idiots are dead …Intelligent ones wonder - idiots are dead sure.

Truth Humor Reality Intelligence

People think teenage is problem, middle age is problem, old age is problem. What is not the …People think teenage is problem, middle age is problem, old age is problem. What is not the problem? Only death.

Death Funny Problems

More conflict is happening within the four walls of the homes than is happening anywhere on the …More conflict is happening within the four walls of the homes than is happening anywhere on the planet. Only thing is bombs are not exploding so you don't hear it. They may be giving each other silent treatment.

Family Funny Relationship

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness …Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without …Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Funny Humor Laughter Food

Using yoga just as a therapy is like using an airplane as a …Using yoga just as a therapy is like using an airplane as a bus

Funny Short Humor Analogy

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong …To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Love Short Humor Romance

Clarity is a consequence of handling your confusion …Clarity is a consequence of handling your confusion consciously.

Short One liners Consciousness

Youthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were …Youthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were born

Short Humor

No good deed goes …No good deed goes unpunished.

Funny Short Humor Kindness

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in …Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

Happiness Short

If you think you are big, you become small. If you know you are nothing, you become …If you think you are big, you become small. If you know you are nothing, you become limitless.

Philosophy Short Wisdom

With age your aliveness need not go down. If it is going down, you're committing suicide in …With age your aliveness need not go down. If it is going down, you're committing suicide in installments.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go …Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Beauty Short Humor Women

The choice is either you fix yourself or you try to fix the truth. With one you will attain to the …The choice is either you fix yourself or you try to fix the truth. With one you will attain to the highest, with the other you turn into trash

Truth Wisdom Lie Choice

Ultimate intelligence is when you know how to keep your intellect …Ultimate intelligence is when you know how to keep your intellect aside.

Short Truth Wisdom One liners

An idle mind is Divine's workshop. An Idler's mind is devil's …An idle mind is Divine's workshop. An Idler's mind is devil's workshop.

Short Mind Spirituality

The moment you are born, you have a death sentence upon you. When, where and how is the only …The moment you are born, you have a death sentence upon you. When, where and how is the only question. Your death is confirmed.

Death Funny Truth Wisdom

If you lose your humanity just because someone is doing something stupid in the world, have you …If you lose your humanity just because someone is doing something stupid in the world, have you done any good to yourself or the world that you live in?

Philosophy Truth Question Humanity

[About Sexuality] First thing, you make something which is so simple and basic into right and …[About Sexuality] First thing, you make something which is so simple and basic into right and wrong. Then you want to find a philosophy to subvert the wrong and still have it.

Funny

If you don't have a sense of involvement, you will always try to get the best deal out of somebody. …If you don't have a sense of involvement, you will always try to get the best deal out of somebody. That means you must meet the dumbest people in the world. Intelligent people will never bite your dumb deals.

Truth Intelligence People

Confidence and stupidity are a very dangerous combination, but they often go …Confidence and stupidity are a very dangerous combination, but they often go together.

Short Truth Wisdom

The more it matters who said it, the less it actually …The more it matters who said it, the less it actually matters.

Philosophy Wisdom

You need to look at why you want a break from work. If you were doing something that you truly care …You need to look at why you want a break from work. If you were doing something that you truly care about, would you want a break?

Philosophy Truth Work

You give your problems too many names because you like to decorate your problems. If you decorate …You give your problems too many names because you like to decorate your problems. If you decorate your problems you may not want to get rid of them.

Truth Wisdom Problems

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, …Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword

Courage Love

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to …Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.

Friendship Humor Suffering

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I …I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

Judgement Intelligence

'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.' I really hate this expression. I bet fish would …"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.

Funny Humor Man woman

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't …I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Funny Short Humor

Give up trying to make me give …Give up trying to make me give up

Short

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at …I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Funny Humor

If you are a believer, you know your God is waiting for you when you die, why don't you go? why are …If you are a believer, you know your God is waiting for you when you die, why don't you go? why are you delaying your progress towards God by going to hospitals? It is because you are not a true believer

Funny God Religion Belief

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, …You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Funny Pleasure

You people are cutting people's bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the …You people are cutting people's bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the consequence is good it's called a surgery, if consequence is bad it's called a murder, isn't it? Same knife.

Funny Perspective

There are over hundred billion galaxies, not hundred billion stars; In such a huge vast cosmos our …There are over hundred billion galaxies, not hundred billion stars; In such a huge vast cosmos our solar system is like a speck. Tomorrow morning if the whole solar system evaporates, nobody is going to miss it. In that super speck, right now Chennai is a micro super speck. In that you are a big man - that is the whole problem

Funny Perspective Being human Universe

In my experience I am the richest person on the planet. Maybe I don't have a bank balance but I own …In my experience I am the richest person on the planet. Maybe I don't have a bank balance but I own the whole cosmos within myself in my experience. I have the richest experience of life and this is important

Life Philosophy Perspective Experience

Let us create an absolutely selfish world. That means what I want for myself, I want for everyone …Let us create an absolutely selfish world. That means what I want for myself, I want for everyone in the world.

Love Inclusiveness World

When heaven-sellers lose the market, the drug-sellers will gain. In this cusp, making Humanity …When heaven-sellers lose the market, the drug-sellers will gain. In this cusp, making Humanity Conscious enough to experience nameless ecstasies of one's interiority is the challenge of our times

Funny Religion Truth Self realization

The most important thing that's happening to you right now is life itself, not the fancy thoughts …The most important thing that's happening to you right now is life itself, not the fancy thoughts you have, not the emotions you have, not financial arrangements, nor family or whatever rubbish you have built around you- these are accessories to life, these are all frills. Frills are so much you're missing the skirt, that's the whole problem with you

Funny Life Truth Wisdom

There's an enormous possibility on Facebook, you can even love those people who don't even …There's an enormous possibility on Facebook, you can even love those people who don't even exist

Funny Love Short Possibility

Now you're calling your success with somebody as love, that's a mistake. You have a success story …Now you're calling your success with somebody as love, that's a mistake. You have a success story with somebody - that is, you have created pleasantness in the atmosphere between you and the other person. You're calling that love; no that is actually success because that needs lots of management.

Love Marriage Relationship Success

Do you know what it takes to remain uneducated? Education is just twenty years of going somewhere …Do you know what it takes to remain uneducated? Education is just twenty years of going somewhere and getting one certificate. To remain uneducated, it's very difficult because from the day you're born, your parents, every other adult, the school - everybody is trying to educate you about something that's not worked in their life

Education Funny Sarcasm

Yoga makes old people young in terms of energy & rejuvenation; and young people old in terms of …Yoga makes old people young in terms of energy & rejuvenation; and young people old in terms of thought & wisdom

Wisdom Thought Yoga People

I always found people coming out of restaurants have more joy on their faces than those coming out …I always found people coming out of restaurants have more joy on their faces than those coming out of a temple or church. What a shame that a dosa can do something more than the divine

Funny Joy People

If you are content with who you are right now, you are not aware who you could be if you were …If you are content with who you are right now, you are not aware who you could be if you were willing to strive.

Inspirational Wisdom Possibility

What meditation means is, in one way, you are just withdrawing the support for your …What meditation means is, in one way, you are just withdrawing the support for your personality.

Short Personality Meditation

We have to make people realize that God doesn't need soldiers who fight for …We have to make people realize that God doesn't need soldiers who fight for him

God Wisdom Humor

If it hurts to hear it, look for the truth in it. If it comforts to hear it, look for the lie in …If it hurts to hear it, look for the truth in it. If it comforts to hear it, look for the lie in it.

Truth Wisdom Lie Comfort