“ Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five. ”
Categories: Death Life Witty Humor
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Death Life Short Fear
if you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that's not a good way to live.
Death Funny Life Philosophy
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
Witty Humor Women
I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.
Life Wisdom Humor Secret
I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn't augur well for my longevity