Women quotes

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go …Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Funny Short Witty

When women go wrong, men go right after …When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Funny Short

Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a …Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

Poetry

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot …A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

Funny Simile

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her …A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Witty

The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving …The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.

Love Man

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main …Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Truth Humor

The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her …The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile.

Smile

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real …I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Funny Witty

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be …Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Funny Short

(When) you educate a man; you educate a man. (When) you educate a woman; you educate a …(When) you educate a man; you educate a man. (When) you educate a woman; you educate a generation.

Education Truth Man

Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women …Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.

Humor Memory






Short + Women quotes

Short Quotes
She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of …She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.

Short Witty Humor

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more …Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Short

The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the …The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind.

Short Truth Humor Mind

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their …Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Short

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman …As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.

Short Thinking

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a …I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

Short Humor

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found …There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Short

It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate …It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.

Short Habit Laughter

Women may be the one group that grows more radical with …Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.

Short

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to …Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.

Short

Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own …Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.

Short Secret

Women are never so strong as after their …Women are never so strong as after their defeat.

Short Perseverance Strength

Only cowards torture …Only cowards torture women.

Short

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that …Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

Short

Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may …Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?

Short Mind Feeling

You don't bite the women of other …You don't bite the women of other males.

Short

Dispute not with her: she is …Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.

Short



Humor + Women quotes

Humor Quotes
Feminism is the radical notion that women are human …Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.

Humor

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with …Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.

Humor

Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a …Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady

Humor

Feminism is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but …Feminism is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands.

Humor

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all …Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

Humor

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to …A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

Humor

She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how …She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.

Humor

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me …You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Humor

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert …Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Humor

'That took balls.' 'Please,' I said with a snort, 'that took ovaries. Of which I have …"That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."

Humor

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted …She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

Humor

'She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard …'She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.'

Humor Emotions Soul



Love + Women quotes

Love Quotes
Love, the poet said, is woman's whole …Love, the poet said, is woman's whole existence.

Love Poetry

Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her …Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

Love Soul Body Romance

You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with …You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you.

Love Advice

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short …Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story.

Love Short

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live …After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Love Marriage Mistake

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do …If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Love Laughter

He made her feel like more than the sum of her …He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts.

Love

Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is …Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy.

Love Short

It's hard to love a woman and do …It's hard to love a woman and do anything.

Love Short Humor

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below …For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Love

I don't like it when I outweigh my …I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

Love Humor

She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her …She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.

Love



Funny + Women quotes

Funny Quotes
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love …A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Funny Happiness Short Witty

Women are made to be loved, not …Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Funny Love Short

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what …Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Funny Relationship Short

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a …Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Funny Witty Humor

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper …Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Funny Relationship Humor

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in …I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!

Funny Life Humor

Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to …Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.

Funny Relationship Book

She's strong! And scary... I bet she's single... I'd put money on …She's strong! And scary... I bet she's single... I'd put money on it

Funny Short



All Women Quotes


A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right …A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right arm.

Education

I hate men who are afraid of women's …I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the …Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation-is that good for …To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation-is that good for the world?

Religion Children

A well-read woman is a dangerous …A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

Education Humor Reading

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere …Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else

Advice

A Woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without …A Woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself and only herself

Simile

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a …Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Witty Humor

A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and …A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.

Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the …Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the entire society.

A girl should be two things: who and what she …A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.

Inspirational Individuality

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would …One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Trust

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone …Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them

Relationship

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a …A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Imagination Love Humor

Beauty fades, but cooking is …Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal.

Beauty Humor

A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as …A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

Witty Humor Knowledge

there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to …there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy

Relationship Humor

It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not …It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.

Beauty

Culture does not make people. People make culture. If it is true that the full humanity of women is …Culture does not make people. People make culture. If it is true that the full humanity of women is not our culture, then we can and must make it our culture.

Humanity

They sicken of the calm who know the …They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

Poetry Action

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in …Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Relationship Humor

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is …When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

Life Short

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. …There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the …Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke... She will need her sisterhood.

Courage Freedom

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and …A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry …The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Marriage Humor

i am water soft enough to offer life tough enough to drown it …i am water soft enough to offer life tough enough to drown it away

Life Short Strength

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's …A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my …I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.

Freedom

Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White …Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too. Their beauty is absolute. It is the perfect harmony.

Beauty

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his …Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Relationship Humor Advice

Let us leave pretty women to men with no …Let us leave pretty women to men with no imagination.

Beauty Imagination

Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for …Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for you; it means learning to respect and use your own brains and instincts; hence, grappling with hard work.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go …Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Beauty Short Witty Humor

She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or …She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.

Desire Love Romance

You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even …You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.

Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, …Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is not nurturing to the whole woman.

Change

There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; …There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.

Beauty

She was sensible and clever, but eager in everything; her sorrows, her joys, could have no …She was sensible and clever, but eager in everything; her sorrows, her joys, could have no moderation.

I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the …I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is …Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

Relationship Simile

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same …If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.

Work

One is not born, but rather becomes, a …One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.

Philosophy Short

Women may fall when there's no strength in …Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Marriage Wisdom Strength

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied …A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Relationship Short Humor

You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing …You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money...

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering …Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.

Dreams Love Work Romance

How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create …How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?

Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. …Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

Some women have a weakness for shoes... I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for …Some women have a weakness for shoes... I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for books.

My bursting heart must find vent at my …My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a …Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

Inspirational Life Humor Smile

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the …Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Education

But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she …But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just …It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.

The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the …The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.

Beauty Death Poetry

The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like …The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.

How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, …How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - went unarmed and were taught nothing of fighting, while the strong were trained to the highest reaches of their skill.

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in …After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better …Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

Music

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with …All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

Problems

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had …My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Freedom Advice

How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very …How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode.

Life Love

Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take …Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.

Relationship

I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would not be …I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would not be weak, or helpless again I would not, could not be broken. Tamed.