Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile.
(When) you educate a man; you educate a man. (When) you educate a woman; you educate a generation.
Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.
Short + Women quotes ⇑Short Quotes
She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.
Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
Only cowards torture women.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy
You don't bite the women of other males.
Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.
Humor + Women quotes ⇑Humor Quotes
Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.
Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady
Feminism is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands.
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.
She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
"That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.
'She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.'
Love + Women quotes ⇑Love Quotes
Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.
You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you.
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts.
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.
Funny + Women quotes ⇑Funny Quotes
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!
Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.
All Women Quotes ⇑
A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right arm.
To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation-is that good for the world?
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
A Woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself and only herself
Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the entire society.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy
It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.
Culture does not make people. People make culture. If it is true that the full humanity of women is not our culture, then we can and must make it our culture.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke... She will need her sisterhood.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.
Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too. Their beauty is absolute. It is the perfect harmony.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for you; it means learning to respect and use your own brains and instincts; hence, grappling with hard work.
She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.
You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.
Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is not nurturing to the whole woman.
There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.
She was sensible and clever, but eager in everything; her sorrows, her joys, could have no moderation.
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?
Some women have a weakness for shoes... I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for books.
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...
Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.
It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.
The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.
The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.
How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - went unarmed and were taught nothing of fighting, while the strong were trained to the highest reaches of their skill.
After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.
Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.
How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode.
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.