Laughter quotes

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill …If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Truth Witty People

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for …My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

Pain Kindness Compassion

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is …The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

Short Humor

A day without laughter is a day …A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Philosophy Short

If we couldn't laugh we would all go …If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Short

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, …Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Humor

Laughter is poison to …Laughter is poison to fear.

Happiness Short Fear

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap …Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.

Short Humor

I don't trust anyone who doesn't …I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

Short Trust

The most wasted of all days is one without …The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Life Short Joy

Love, friendship, laughter... Some of the best things in life really are …Love, friendship, laughter... Some of the best things in life really are free.

Friendship Love

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep …Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Humor World



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The beauty of the world... has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart …The beauty of the world... has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Beauty Heart World

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it …I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

Positive Attitude

In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just …In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

Life Humor Positive Attitude Pain

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop …You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

It's easy to make friends if you let people laugh at …It's easy to make friends if you let people laugh at you.

Friendship Short People

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without …Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Funny Witty Humor

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how …Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

History Humor Humanity

If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not …If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he …If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man ... just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.

Soul Humans

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a …I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Happiness Joy People

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our …For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?

Humor

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good …There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Happiness Humor

The earth laughs in …The earth laughs in flowers.

Beauty Poetry Short

Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive …Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly

Forgiveness Life Love Short

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and …Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Humor

Life does not come with instructions on how to live, but it does come with trees, sunsets, smiles …Life does not come with instructions on how to live, but it does come with trees, sunsets, smiles and laughter, so enjoy your day.

Life Nature Smile

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for …If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Short Insult

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the …Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

Philosophy Wisdom Children

Then you must teach my daughter this same lesson. How to lose your innocence but not your hope. How …Then you must teach my daughter this same lesson. How to lose your innocence but not your hope. How to laugh forever.

Hope

And that's how you go on. You lay laughter over the dark parts. The more dark parts, the more you …And that's how you go on. You lay laughter over the dark parts. The more dark parts, the more you have to laugh. With defiance, with abandon, with hysteria, any way you can.

Pain Darkness

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles …With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

Happiness

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and …There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Humor Pain Hurt

Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - …Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.

Joy

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do …If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Love Women

Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the …Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.

Short Learning Understanding

I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at …I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.

Life

We who think we are about to die will laugh at …We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Death Short Humor

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or …And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

Humor

It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate …It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.

Short Women Habit

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day …From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Humor Book Reading

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is …I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

Hope Short

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to …Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Humor

You have a beautiful laugh. Like the promise of …You have a beautiful laugh. Like the promise of tomorrow.

Love Romantic

What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really …What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears?

World

I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with …I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.

Happiness Smile

If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for …If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter.

Love

If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that …If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that could be replayed over and over without getting stale.

Love Music Relationship

You had to know a person well to make them laugh like …You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.

Friendship