I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.Funny Short Witty
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.Funny
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.Friends
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.Funny Short Witty
The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.Humor Intelligence People
Myth is much more important and true than history. History is just journalism and you know how reliable that is.History Inspirational Humor
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.Funny Short Humor
Are you proud of yourself tonight that you have insulted a total stranger whose circumstances you know nothing about?Judgement
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.Short