Man Woman quotes

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of …A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Funny Short Witty

Never marry at all... Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are …Never marry at all... Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

Marriage Relationship

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will …Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Change Funny Hope Marriage

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and …Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Marriage Relationship Humor Idea

I like men who have a future and women who have a …I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Short Humor

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main …Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Truth Humor Women

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he …An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Age Funny

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with …Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Funny Short Reality Earth

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill …Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with …Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.

Humor Women

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she …Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

Marriage Humor

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with …Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Love Relationship Short Humor



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A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... …A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever

Friendship Love Relationship

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a …A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

To make a simple physical act beautiful, we have invented all kinds of decorations around it. …To make a simple physical act beautiful, we have invented all kinds of decorations around it. Without those decorations most people would be unwilling to get into the physical act. Lot of people cannot simply face the basic physical act as it is, unless it is decorated they will feel it is obscene, they'll feel it is basic - which is a fact

Love Nature Relationship Truth

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an …We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

Power

Tiger mask, lion mask. Monkey mask, donkey mask. Man mask, woman mask. Divine! Only if you …Tiger mask, lion mask. Monkey mask, donkey mask. Man mask, woman mask. Divine! Only if you unmask

Poetry Short Non-duality

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short …Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story.

Love Short Women

there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to …there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy

Relationship Humor Women

Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to …Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.

Short Humor

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty …What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.

Short Humor

If sex is in the body it is fine, it is beautiful, the moment it enter yours mind, it becomes a …If sex is in the body it is fine, it is beautiful, the moment it enter yours mind, it becomes a perversion, it has no business with your mind, it is something to do with your body, if it is in the body it will just fall into its natural place where it belongs

Love Relationship Mind Body

Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent …Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.

Short

I hate men who are afraid of women's …I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.

Women

If masculine dominates the world it will turn ugly, if feminine dominates the world, it will turn …If masculine dominates the world it will turn ugly, if feminine dominates the world, it will turn ugly. It is not about who dominates, above all, if you start thinking in terms of dominance your life will turn ugly

Philosophers are usually out-of-work men - not many women philosophers, isn't it? Out-of-work men …Philosophers are usually out-of-work men - not many women philosophers, isn't it? Out-of-work men have an explanation as to why they're out of work, so they keep churning up philosophies.

Funny Short Humor One liners

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to …Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Nature Question

No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can …No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.

Love

We are trying to cloud our vision of reality with lots of decorations, we always add emotion to sex …We are trying to cloud our vision of reality with lots of decorations, we always add emotion to sex because without emotion it would be ugly

Love Relationship Emotions

And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know …And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.

Humor Knowledge

'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.' I really hate this expression. I bet fish would …"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.

Funny Witty Humor

Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. …Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. Instead it wore them down, it hollowed them out very slowly.

In sex based relationships what is usually passing off as Love is just a mutual benefit …In sex based relationships what is usually passing off as Love is just a mutual benefit scheme

Love Relationship Short Passion

Women won't make good gurus nor will men make good gurus. Unless you know how to be beyond the two …Women won't make good gurus nor will men make good gurus. Unless you know how to be beyond the two you can't be this

Men & women are different but the problem with humans is that every difference is made into a …Men & women are different but the problem with humans is that every difference is made into a discriminatory process.

Problems Being human

We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and …We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in …Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Relationship Humor Women

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most …The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Man

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. Women have a more subtle …Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. Women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

Humor Romance

Men may be stronger, but it is women who …Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.

Short Truth Strength

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they …Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Love

'The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.' 'Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with …"The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." "Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with the male one."

Funny

Women may fall when there's no strength in …Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Marriage Wisdom Women Strength

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the …Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Humor Idea

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow …Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Funny

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men …Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a …In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

Politics

He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, …He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family-especially when they're great.

Family Relationship Friends

The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be …The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be superior and she inferior

Women

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with …All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.

Women Problems Men

You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives …You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.

The soul is neither male nor female, though karmic inclinations cause it to incarnate either with …The soul is neither male nor female, though karmic inclinations cause it to incarnate either with the body of a man or a woman

Soul Body

A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find …A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.

God Heart Love Devotion

'Sir,' she said, 'you are no gentleman!' An apt observation, 'he answered airily.' And, you, Miss, …"Sir," she said, "you are no gentleman!" An apt observation, "he answered airily." And, you, Miss, are no lady.

Insult

Learn the lesson that you are not a man nor a woman, but a soul made in the image of God. …Learn the lesson that you are not a man nor a woman, but a soul made in the image of God. Otherwise, God will have to send you here again and again until you outgrow your ignorance and realize your true Self

God Soul Man

Man and woman should look upon one another as reflections of the …Man and woman should look upon one another as reflections of the Divine.

Short

Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand …Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'