All man woman Quotes ⇑
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.Humor Women
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?Marriage Humor
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.Power
If sex is in the body it is fine, it is beautiful, the moment it enter yours mind, it becomes a perversion, it has no business with your mind, it is something to do with your body, if it is in the body it will just fall into its natural place where it belongsLove Relationship Mind Body
I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.Women
Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.Short
there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroyRelationship Humor Women
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.Short Humor
Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.Short Humor
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.Relationship Humor Women
No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.Love
And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.Humor Knowledge
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.Funny Witty Humor
Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. Instead it wore them down, it hollowed them out very slowly.
We have made such a distinction between man and woman as if they are two separate species, no other creature on the planet has this kind of problem with their sex, as the humans have. When they have it in their bodies, they have it, but with humans it is on their minds all the timeReligion Problems Being human Mind
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?Nature Question
Philosophers are usually out-of-work men - not many women philosophers, isn't it? Out-of-work men have an explanation as to why they're out of work, so they keep churning up philosophies.Funny Short Humor One liners
If masculine dominates the world it will turn ugly, if feminine dominates the world, it will turn ugly. It is not about who dominates, above all, if you start thinking in terms of dominance your life will turn ugly
Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.Man
Men & women are different but the problem with humans is that every difference is made into a discriminatory process.Problems Being human
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. Women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What women like is to be a man's last romance.Humor Romance
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.Love
"The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." "Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with the male one."Funny
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Humor Idea
Women won't make good gurus nor will men make good gurus. Unless you know how to be beyond the two you can't be this
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.Funny
We are trying to cloud our vision of reality with lots of decorations, we always add emotion to sex because without emotion it would be uglyLove Relationship Emotions
In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.Politics
We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.
To make a simple physical act beautiful, we have invented all kinds of decorations around it. Without those decorations most people would be unwilling to get into the physical act. Lot of people cannot simply face the basic physical act as it is, unless it is decorated they will feel it is obscene, they'll feel it is basic - which is a factLove Nature Relationship
He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family-especially when they're great.Family Relationship Friends
The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be superior and she inferiorWomen
Man and woman should look upon one another as reflections of the Divine.Short
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.Women Problems Men
"Sir," she said, "you are no gentleman!" An apt observation, "he answered airily." And, you, Miss, are no lady.Insult
The soul is neither male nor female, though karmic inclinations cause it to incarnate either with the body of a man or a womanSoul Body
You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.
Learn the lesson that you are not a man nor a woman, but a soul made in the image of God. Otherwise, God will have to send you here again and again until you outgrow your ignorance and realize your true SelfGod Soul Man
A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.God Heart Love Devotion
Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'
Never marry at all... Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed. 
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. 
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. 
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. 
Tiger mask, lion mask. Monkey mask, donkey mask. Man mask, woman mask. Divine! Only if you unmask 
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. 
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever 
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.
If sex is in the body it is fine, it is beautiful, the moment it enter yours mind, it becomes a perversion, it has no business with your mind, it is something to do with your body, if it is in the body it will just fall into its natural place where it belongs
I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.
Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.
there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy
Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.
Women were different, no doubt about it. Men broke so much more quickly. Grief didn't break women. Instead it wore them down, it hollowed them out very slowly.
We have made such a distinction between man and woman as if they are two separate species, no other creature on the planet has this kind of problem with their sex, as the humans have. When they have it in their bodies, they have it, but with humans it is on their minds all the time
Philosophers are usually out-of-work men - not many women philosophers, isn't it? Out-of-work men have an explanation as to why they're out of work, so they keep churning up philosophies.
If masculine dominates the world it will turn ugly, if feminine dominates the world, it will turn ugly. It is not about who dominates, above all, if you start thinking in terms of dominance your life will turn ugly
Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Men & women are different but the problem with humans is that every difference is made into a discriminatory process.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. Women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What women like is to be a man's last romance.
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
"The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." "Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with the male one."
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
In sex based relationships what is usually passing off as Love is just a mutual benefit scheme
Women won't make good gurus nor will men make good gurus. Unless you know how to be beyond the two you can't be this
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
We are trying to cloud our vision of reality with lots of decorations, we always add emotion to sex because without emotion it would be ugly
In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.
To make a simple physical act beautiful, we have invented all kinds of decorations around it. Without those decorations most people would be unwilling to get into the physical act. Lot of people cannot simply face the basic physical act as it is, unless it is decorated they will feel it is obscene, they'll feel it is basic - which is a fact
He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family-especially when they're great.
The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be superior and she inferior
Man and woman should look upon one another as reflections of the Divine.
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
"Sir," she said, "you are no gentleman!" An apt observation, "he answered airily." And, you, Miss, are no lady.
The soul is neither male nor female, though karmic inclinations cause it to incarnate either with the body of a man or a woman
You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.
Learn the lesson that you are not a man nor a woman, but a soul made in the image of God. Otherwise, God will have to send you here again and again until you outgrow your ignorance and realize your true Self
A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.
Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'