War quotes

God created war so that Americans would learn …God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Funny God Short

I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks …I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

Funny Witty Wisdom Future

War does not determine who is right - only who is …War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Humor

Fighting for peace is like screwing for …Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Funny Peace

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is …The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.

Life Love

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for …War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Only the dead have seen the end of …Only the dead have seen the end of war.

Death Short Wisdom Life lessons

War is what happens when language …War is what happens when language fails.

Peace Short

It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the …It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace.

Peace Politics Short

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe …Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

Truth

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking …All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.

Failure Short Humor Thinking

Listen up - there's no war that will end all …Listen up - there's no war that will end all wars.

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Short + War quotes

Short Quotes
If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no …If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.

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The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without …The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Short Enemy

To know your Enemy, you must become your …To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.

Short Enemy

The only good human being is a dead …The only good human being is a dead one.

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When the rich wage war it's the poor who …When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.

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War doesn't negate decency. It demands it, even more than in times of …War doesn't negate decency. It demands it, even more than in times of peace.

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who wishes to fight must first count the …who wishes to fight must first count the cost

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Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the …Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war

Short Humor

There is no need for propaganda to be rich in intellectual …There is no need for propaganda to be rich in intellectual content.

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There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged …There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.

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In wars... fools kill other fools for foolish …In wars... fools kill other fools for foolish causes

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When diplomacy ends, War …When diplomacy ends, War begins.

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War makes monsters out of …War makes monsters out of men.

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Battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are …Battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won.

Short Spirit

We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the …We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.

Short World



All War Quotes


It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and …It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Politics

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction …What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?

Politics

War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love …War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.

War is over ... If you want …War is over ... If you want it.

Peace Short

Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the …Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the Mountain.

When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too …When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.

We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm …We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are …Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

Life Short

If you win, you need not have to explain... If you lose, you should not be there to …If you win, you need not have to explain... If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

Failure Philosophy

In times of war, the law falls …In times of war, the law falls silent.

Freedom Short

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by …Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.

Life Short Wisdom

Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually …Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.

Philosophy Short

No one won the last war, and no one will win the next …No one won the last war, and no one will win the next war.

There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing …There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing for.

When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them …When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.

Enemy

I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, …I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles And rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be …America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Freedom

Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without …Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Politics Success Enemy

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt …When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

Politics Short Enemy

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then …Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win

Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for …Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity

Funny

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three …The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

Humor Enemy

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a …Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at …You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.

Freedom Peace Choice

For the dead and the living, we must bear …For the dead and the living, we must bear witness.

Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the …Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

Religion Short

The end and object of conquest is to avoid doing the same thing as the …The end and object of conquest is to avoid doing the same thing as the conquered.

Politics

The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either …The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.

Wisdom

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's …Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Peace Humor Problems World

later that night i held an atlas in my lap, ran my fingers across the whole world and whispered …later that night i held an atlas in my lap, ran my fingers across the whole world and whispered where does it hurt? it answered everywhere everywhere everywhere.

Peace World

'How come we play 'war' and not 'peace'?' 'Too few role …"How come we play 'war' and not 'peace'?" "Too few role models."

Peace Short

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a …Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.

How is it possible to have a 'civil' …How is it possible to have a 'civil' 'war'?

Funny Humor

I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning …I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better …Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern …They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.

Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. …Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Harmony.

Peace Short

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against …Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Imagination Short Reality

People who want to marry should first have to learn to control their emotions. Two people placed …People who want to marry should first have to learn to control their emotions. Two people placed together in the arena of marriage without this training battle worse than opponents in a World War! Wars, at least, come to an end after a time

Funny Marriage People

War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate …War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

Man

The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest …The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.

Peace

In the earlier days of history, kings and leaders went to the battlefield with their men; but …In the earlier days of history, kings and leaders went to the battlefield with their men; but today, those who determine that a nation will go to war remain safely behind

History

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of …Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So …Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.

My logisticians are a humorless lot ... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I …My logisticians are a humorless lot ... they know if my campaign fails, they are the first ones I will slay.

That's not a bad word...hate and war are bad words, but fuck …That's not a bad word...hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't.

Life Philosophy Humor

Accumulated bad mass karma precipitates wars, diseases, poverty, devastating earthquakes, and other …Accumulated bad mass karma precipitates wars, diseases, poverty, devastating earthquakes, and other such calamities.