“ There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy ”
Source: Love Is a Dog from Hell
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.