“ He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors. ”

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Source: Many Inventions

Categories: Insult


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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without … Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

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The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in … The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it.

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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the … His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat … If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

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Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt … Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

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You speak an infinite deal of … You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

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