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Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?Funny God Religion
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.Funny People
“God loves me” is of no consequence - he has to love the mistakes that he makesFunny God Love Short
Suppose you fall in love with somebody, your heart becomes sweet. But for how long? there is no guarantee. It can become extremely bitter, because of a love affair, because of situations or disease or death or loss or simply because of boredom. The person that you thought was most exciting,after a few years you look at them & wonder -'did I do this mistake'Funny Love Relationship
There are only two kinds of people in the world, mystics and mistakes. If your perception has made a mistake you're a mistake. If your perception has gone beyond the mistakes and beginning to see life just the way it is then you are a mysticFunny Perception Spirituality
All mistake Quotes ⇑
For every obstacle there is a solution. Persistence is the key. The greatest mistake is giving up!Success
Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.Intelligence
When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes. Disappointment, defeat, and despair are the tools God uses to show us the way.Courage God
It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.Forgiveness Life
We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here NOW with the power to shape your day and your future.Inspirational Life Future Past
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.Freedom Humanity
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
We all make mistakes... so just put it behind you. We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us.Inspirational Wisdom Future
At an early age I learned that people make mistakes, and you have to decide if their mistakes are bigger than your love for them.Forgiveness Love Compassion
All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride.Change Evil Character Men
Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance or my kindness for weakness. Compassion and tolerance are not a sign of weakness, but a sign of strength.Kindness Silence Ignorance Strength
Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth, and if a man does not know what a thing is, it is at least an increase in knowledge if he knows what it is not.Life Truth Knowledge
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.Life Fear
Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.Wisdom
One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist... Without imperfection, neither you nor I would existExistence Universe
It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.Wisdom Strength
All the miserable people in the world think there is something wrong with the creation; all the miserable people in the world think Creator has made a mistakeGod Humor Problems Creation
The Creator did not make a mistake with you - the mistake is all yours. You are a fantastic piece of life, but you have silly ideas about life.Inspirational Life Idea
Is a diamond less valuable because it is covered with mud? God sees the changeless beauty of our souls. He knows we are not our mistakesBeauty God Soul
Live the Life of Your Dreams When you start living the life of your dreams, there will always be obstacles, doubters, mistakes and setbacks along the way. But with hard work, perseverance and self-belief there is no limit to what you can achieve.Dreams Life The light in the heart
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.Witty Humor
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.Love Marriage Women
If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you've made, if they don't realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.Change Inspirational Life Relationship
Everyone thinks you make mistakes when you're young. But I don't think we make any fewer when we're grown upHumor
It's not given to people to judge what's right or wrong. People have eternally been mistaken and will be mistaken, and in nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong.Judgement
The mistakes I've made are dead to me. But I can't take back the things I never did.Life
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.Humor
The mistake is thinking that there can be an antidote to the uncertainty.Short
I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.Advice
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
We are all mistaken sometimes; sometimes we do wrong things, things that have bad consequences. But it does not mean we are evil, or that we cannot be trusted ever afterward.Forgiveness Trust Evil Human nature
Life's a test, mistakes are lessons, but the gift of life is knowing that you have made a difference.Life Life lessons
The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.Relationship Choice Learning
Makin' mistakes ain't a crime, you know. What's the use of having a reputation if you can't ruin it every now and then?Humor
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
We often need to lose sight of our priorities in order to see them.Short Perspective
Your mind is going on with uncontrollable endless thoughts because you are identified with things that you are not. You are identified with too many things and you are trying to stop your mind, it is not going to happen in a million years, it can't happenMind Thought
The moment you make this mistake that you identify yourself with things that you are not, you cannot stop the mind. You will be in a constant state of mental diarrhea, endlessly it will go on because you've eaten bad food. If you want the diarrhea to stop, you don't need a wine cork, you just stop eating bad foodMind
Now you're calling your success with somebody as love, that's a mistake. You have a success story with somebody - that is, you have created pleasantness in the atmosphere between you and the other person. You're calling that love; no that is actually success because that needs lots of management.Love Marriage Relationship Success
Two greatest faculties that human beings have are- A fantastic & vivid memory and an absolutely wonderful imagination, these only a human being has, (but unfortunately) you (have) started suffering them. So what you are saying is- evolution has made a mistakeImagination Memory Suffering
Nature did not make a mistake with you; it created a tremendous product. But still, you are yet to realize its potentialNature
By asking "whether it is the Creator's mistake that so many people are suffering", you're trying to insulate yourself against other people's suffering, there is something in you that is connected to everything in the existence. If you make that active in whichever way possible, that something in you won't let you keep quiet.Existence Suffering
Admit possible mistakes to friends, without seeking validation. Get past the embarrassment so that you can freely admit them to yourself.
I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being--forgive me--rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.Men
You might want to lie down... I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.Humor Knowing
Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?Inspirational
If a girl understands your BS, sticks with you through your mistakes, smiles even when you've done nothing for her, it's obvious she's a keeper. But it's also obvious you don't deserve her.Understanding
your role in the existence is so small.. how can you be the hero? When you have a two-bit role if you think you are a hero you're making a serious mistakeExistence
Individuals rarely admit mistakes. Groups never do.Short
The two biggest investing mistakes are panic buying and panic selling.
The biggest mistake any performer can make is to look at the audience.Short
Each soul must find his way back alone. No one but you is responsible for your mistakes and habits. Once you have found your Self in your soul, you are free.Soul Responsibility Habit
Love or hate me, I stay hate-free. They say we learn from mistakes, well, that's why they mistake meHate Love
First establish yourself irrevocably on the divine path; then if you marry you won't make a mistake.Marriage Spirituality
"It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.Trust
Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes. 
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. 
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. 
To err is human, to forgive, divine. 
It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. 
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. 
Don't confuse poor decision-making with destiny. Own your mistakes. It's ok; we all make them. Learn from them so they can empower you! 
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. 
Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. 
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. 
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. 
Suppose you fall in love with somebody, your heart becomes sweet. But for how long? there is no guarantee. It can become extremely bitter, because of a love affair, because of situations or disease or death or loss or simply because of boredom. The person that you thought was most exciting,after a few years you look at them & wonder -'did I do this mistake' 
There are only two kinds of people in the world, mystics and mistakes. If your perception has made a mistake you're a mistake. If your perception has gone beyond the mistakes and beginning to see life just the way it is then you are a mystic 
For every obstacle there is a solution. Persistence is the key. The greatest mistake is giving up!
Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
The biggest mistake that people make is they try to be happier than someone else.
When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes. Disappointment, defeat, and despair are the tools God uses to show us the way.
It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.
We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here NOW with the power to shape your day and your future.
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
We all make mistakes... so just put it behind you. We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us.
At an early age I learned that people make mistakes, and you have to decide if their mistakes are bigger than your love for them.
All men make mistakes, but a good man yields when he knows his course is wrong, and repairs the evil. The only crime is pride.
Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance or my kindness for weakness. Compassion and tolerance are not a sign of weakness, but a sign of strength.
Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth, and if a man does not know what a thing is, it is at least an increase in knowledge if he knows what it is not.
We're all human at the end of the day, making mistakes. But learning from them is the key.
Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.
One mistake does not have to rule a person's entire life.
One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn't exist... Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist
It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
All the miserable people in the world think there is something wrong with the creation; all the miserable people in the world think Creator has made a mistake
The Creator did not make a mistake with you - the mistake is all yours. You are a fantastic piece of life, but you have silly ideas about life.
Is a diamond less valuable because it is covered with mud? God sees the changeless beauty of our souls. He knows we are not our mistakes
Live the Life of Your Dreams When you start living the life of your dreams, there will always be obstacles, doubters, mistakes and setbacks along the way. But with hard work, perseverance and self-belief there is no limit to what you can achieve.
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you've made, if they don't realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Everyone thinks you make mistakes when you're young. But I don't think we make any fewer when we're grown up
If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake.
It's not given to people to judge what's right or wrong. People have eternally been mistaken and will be mistaken, and in nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong.
The mistakes I've made are dead to me. But I can't take back the things I never did.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
The mistake is thinking that there can be an antidote to the uncertainty.
I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.
We are all mistaken sometimes; sometimes we do wrong things, things that have bad consequences. But it does not mean we are evil, or that we cannot be trusted ever afterward.
Life's a test, mistakes are lessons, but the gift of life is knowing that you have made a difference.
The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.
Makin' mistakes ain't a crime, you know. What's the use of having a reputation if you can't ruin it every now and then?
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
We often need to lose sight of our priorities in order to see them.
Your mind is going on with uncontrollable endless thoughts because you are identified with things that you are not. You are identified with too many things and you are trying to stop your mind, it is not going to happen in a million years, it can't happen
The moment you make this mistake that you identify yourself with things that you are not, you cannot stop the mind. You will be in a constant state of mental diarrhea, endlessly it will go on because you've eaten bad food. If you want the diarrhea to stop, you don't need a wine cork, you just stop eating bad food
Now you're calling your success with somebody as love, that's a mistake. You have a success story with somebody - that is, you have created pleasantness in the atmosphere between you and the other person. You're calling that love; no that is actually success because that needs lots of management.
Two greatest faculties that human beings have are- A fantastic & vivid memory and an absolutely wonderful imagination, these only a human being has, (but unfortunately) you (have) started suffering them. So what you are saying is- evolution has made a mistake
Nature did not make a mistake with you; it created a tremendous product. But still, you are yet to realize its potential
By asking "whether it is the Creator's mistake that so many people are suffering", you're trying to insulate yourself against other people's suffering, there is something in you that is connected to everything in the existence. If you make that active in whichever way possible, that something in you won't let you keep quiet.
Admit possible mistakes to friends, without seeking validation. Get past the embarrassment so that you can freely admit them to yourself.
I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being--forgive me--rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.
You might want to lie down... I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.
Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?
If a girl understands your BS, sticks with you through your mistakes, smiles even when you've done nothing for her, it's obvious she's a keeper. But it's also obvious you don't deserve her.
your role in the existence is so small.. how can you be the hero? When you have a two-bit role if you think you are a hero you're making a serious mistake
Individuals rarely admit mistakes. Groups never do.
The two biggest investing mistakes are panic buying and panic selling.
The biggest mistake any performer can make is to look at the audience.
Each soul must find his way back alone. No one but you is responsible for your mistakes and habits. Once you have found your Self in your soul, you are free.
Love or hate me, I stay hate-free. They say we learn from mistakes, well, that's why they mistake me
First establish yourself irrevocably on the divine path; then if you marry you won't make a mistake.
"It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.