“ Once you have a child it's a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don't do well it's a lifelong project ”
Categories: Funny Life Witty Children
A child is closer to life than you are. When a child comes into your life, it is time to relearn life, not teach them your ways.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Death Life Witty Humor
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Funny Life Short Truth
Our presence here is just for a short period of time. We do not have to shorten it by fighting each other
Funny Life Short Time
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
Funny Witty Pleasure