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“ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn. ”
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"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. 
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