“ There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ”

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I am not young enough to know … I am not young enough to know everything.

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Youthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were … Youthfulness is about how vibrantly alive you are, not when you were born

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong … To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

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The world was my oyster but I used the wrong … The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

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You speak an infinite deal of … You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room … I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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