Christopher Moore quotes

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed …Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him

Humor

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about …If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Short Humor People

People love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their …People love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

People Humor

People, generally, …People, generally, suck.

People Humor

Children see magic because they look for …Children see magic because they look for it.

Children Short Imagination

Blessed are the …Blessed are the dumbfucks.

Humor

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on …There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

Humor

[Stephenie Meyer] Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is …[Stephenie Meyer] Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.



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