Darynda Jones quotes

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the …Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

Anger Humor

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible …If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

Humor Short

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side …I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now

Acceptance

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates …Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.

Humor Hate Death

'That took balls.' 'Please,' I said with a snort, 'that took ovaries. Of which I have …"That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."

Women Humor

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a …I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Humor



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