Diana Wynne Jones quotes

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I …You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Humor Choice Freedom

If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be …If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.

Humor

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must …I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Humor Hate

I think we ought to live happily ever …I think we ought to live happily ever after.

Love Happiness

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his …It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

I'm going up to my room now, where I may …I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.

Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying …Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!






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