Garrison Keillor quotes

A book is a gift you can open again and …A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Short Book

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a …Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Nature Short Humor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a …Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Religion Humor






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