George Burns quotes

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family... in another …Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family... in another city.

Family Funny Happiness

When I was a boy the 'Dead Sea' was only …When I was a boy the "Dead Sea" was only sick.

Short Humor

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting …Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Politics Humor People



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