Ilona Andrews quotes

I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the …I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.

Humor

Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your …Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe-ever expanding.

I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on …I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

Humor

You don't cause problems. You cause …You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.

Short Humor Problems

'You slept with Curran and you didn't tell me? I'm your best friend.” “It didn't come up.” “How …"You slept with Curran and you didn't tell me? I'm your best friend.” “It didn't come up.” “How disappointing for you.” Ha-ha. “That's not what I meant."

Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it …Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you're my best friend."

She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing... 'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.' Oh my …She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing... "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.



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