Jon Stewart quotes
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.Humor
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.Humor Funny
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.Humor
You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. 
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. 
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena. 
You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.