Rachel Hawkins quotes
'Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.Evil
Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.
Please don't joke and bleed at the same time.
"Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures."
Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.
"Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings." Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!" "What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying."
Dad, she's just going to freak. And probably come here and get me, and then you guys will start yelling at each other, and I'll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs
All Rachel Hawkins quotes ⇑
'Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil. 
Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea. 
Please don't joke and bleed at the same time. 
"Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures." 
Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards. 
"Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings." Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!" "What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying." 
Dad, she's just going to freak. And probably come here and get me, and then you guys will start yelling at each other, and I'll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs