Steve Martin quotes

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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