Steven Wright quotes

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

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