William Goldman quotes

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

Life

"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

Life Romantic Short Humor

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

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Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."