If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.Humor
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.Short
I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.Humor Change
As a child, I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.Thought Humor
When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.Comfort Emotions
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints.Individuality
Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit... 
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings 
If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. 
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. 
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. 
I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. 
When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy. 
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail. 
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints. 
Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...