Erma Bombeck quotes

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if …When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Humor Family Advice

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone …It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Short Dreams Courage

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and …There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Laughter Hurt Pain Humor

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert …Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

Women Humor

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of …When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'

God



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