“ You and your name-dropping. 'I knew Michael'. 'I knew Sammael'. 'The angel Gabriel did my hair'. It's like I'm with the Band with biblical figures. ”

Previous Next Cassandra Clare

Source: City of Fallen Angels

Categories: Funny


Similar Quotes



The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first … The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Funny Happiness Memory

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be … Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Funny Short Women

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the … Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Freedom Funny Man

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. … When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Funny

Most people dig their own graves with their knives and … Most people dig their own graves with their knives and forks.

Funny Short Truth Food

if you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that's not a good … if you are going to make people around you joyful and relieved only when you die, that's not a good way to live.

Death Funny Life Philosophy