“ Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. ”

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You people are cutting people's bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the … You people are cutting people's bodies; this is like murder but with good intention. If the consequence is good it's called a surgery, if consequence is bad it's called a murder, isn't it? Same knife.

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From poverty to affluence is a hard journey. After making this hard journey, if we cannot live well … From poverty to affluence is a hard journey. After making this hard journey, if we cannot live well and instead suffer our affluence, it is a tragedy. We might as well have suffered our poverty - at least it would have been eco-friendly

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Ancient societies always saw disease as something wrong. But modern societies are treating disease … Ancient societies always saw disease as something wrong. But modern societies are treating disease as normal.

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The heavens that people have imagined are such lousy places that I would never want to go … The heavens that people have imagined are such lousy places that I would never want to go there.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will … Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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