“ Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far. ”
Source: Sing You Home
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion.
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
"The world isn't fair, Calvin." "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"