“ Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. ”

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I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.

Belief Humor Perception

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.