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Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.


“ Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. ”

Previous Next Terry Pratchett

Source: Lords and Ladies

Categories: Humor


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