“ It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month. ”

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It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in … It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.

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Before you and I came here on this planet, a countless number of people have walked on this planet, … Before you and I came here on this planet, a countless number of people have walked on this planet, where are they? All topsoil. You will also be topsoil unless someone buries you real deep fearing you may rise from the dead

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Don't be dead now. That time will come. Now is the time to be … Don't be dead now. That time will come. Now is the time to be alive

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Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of … Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?

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I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'aw … I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up!"

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It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all … It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt

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