“ Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. ”
Source: Gone with the Wind
Categories: Death Truth Humor
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
Beauty God Short Truth
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Death Fear Humor Suffering
Death: "There are better things in the world than alcohol, Albert." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.