“ I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. ”

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?