“ I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. ”

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I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be one nation gone under.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.