“ First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ”

Previous Next F. Scott Fitzgerald

Categories: Short Humor


Similar Quotes



Some infinities are bigger than other … Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

Short Humor

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for … Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

Philosophy Religion Short Humor

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the … Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Philosophy Short Humor

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied … A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Relationship Short Humor Women

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were … Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

Life Short Humor Mistake

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate … Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

Short Humor