“ God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh. ”

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God created war so that Americans would learn … God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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Giving love to all, feeling the love of God, seeing His presence in everyone.. that is the way to … Giving love to all, feeling the love of God, seeing His presence in everyone.. that is the way to live in this world.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal … Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at … I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

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Everybody is going to be dead one day, just give them … Everybody is going to be dead one day, just give them time.

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