“ Door: Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! ”

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Source: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

Categories: Humor


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