“ A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. ”
Categories: Funny Short Analogy Simile
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
Funny Short Smile
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Funny Short Reading
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
Funny Short Insult