“ A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. ”
Categories: Funny Short Simile
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
Funny Short Smile
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
Funny Women Simile
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Funny Short Reading
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Education Funny Simile