“ There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. ”
Source: Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Everyone's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's really an easy way: Stop participating in it.