“ "Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark." ”

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Source: City of Heavenly Fire

Categories: Humor


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