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“ What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ”
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Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment. 
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. 
We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there. 
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We love our children just the same even if they are exchanged in the hospital, so it is just your willingness to include somebody, it doesn't have to come from your body, if you are willing it is possible to love anybody 