“ Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?', Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?' ”

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve … It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster … Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast … There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a … You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often … Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or … It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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