George Bernard Shaw quotes

Youth is wasted on the …Youth is wasted on the young.

Funny

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt …The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Funny Philosophy World Man

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill …If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Truth Witty Laughter People

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes …Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Funny Wisdom

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in …Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Inspirational Short Time Positive Attitude

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the …Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

Funny Inspirational Humor Society

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing …A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Inspirational Life Truth Mistake

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating …Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Inspirational Life

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change …Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Change Short Mind

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second …Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

Success Wisdom Mistake

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being …Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Short

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain …There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

Desire Heart Life Short






George Bernard Shaw Short quotes


Short Quotes
Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read …Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

Short Children Book

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than …Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

Short Knowledge Ignorance

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread …Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Short Fear Responsibility

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my …Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

Short Friends Humor

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your …You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.

Short Soul Art



George Bernard Shaw Funny quotes


Funny Quotes
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for …A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

Funny Hate



George Bernard Shaw Inspirational quotes


Inspirational Quotes
You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why …You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'

Inspirational Question

People who say 'it cannot be done' should not interrupt those who are doing …People who say 'it cannot be done' should not interrupt those who are doing it.

Inspirational Perseverance



All George Bernard Shaw quotes


He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political …He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Politics Ignorance

Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world …Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it

Politics

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still …If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

Knowledge Idea

I'm an atheist and I thank God for …I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Religion Short Witty Humor

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe …The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

Belief

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop …You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

Laughter

The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me, …The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me, whilst all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

Change Expectation

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it …If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance

Family Short Humor

There is no love sincerer than the love of …There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Love Food

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal …Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Humor

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst …Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Religion Short