Lemony Snicket quotes

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding …Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

Short Humor

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it isn't …Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it isn't so.

Truth Understanding

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is …When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Relationship Kindness Comfort

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library …A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

Humor Ignorance

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they …Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Funny

The key to good eavesdropping is not getting …The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

Humor

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with …Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Trust Book Reading

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things …Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Humor Simile

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things …People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

People

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own …All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

Book Secret

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into …There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

Life Time Wisdom Seeking

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Witty Humor Writer






Lemony Snicket Humor quotes


Humor Quotes
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who …It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.

Humor

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty …Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

Humor Knowledge Knowing

The end of THE END is the best place to begin THE END, because if you read THE END from the …The end of THE END is the best place to begin THE END, because if you read THE END from the beginning of the beginning of THE END to the end of the end of THE END, you will arrive at the end.

Humor

Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of …Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.

Humor Simile



Lemony Snicket Short quotes


Short Quotes
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of …I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Short Humor Enemy

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of …Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.

Short

People don't always get what they deserve in this …People don't always get what they deserve in this world.

Short

Criminals should be punished, not fed …Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

Short



All Lemony Snicket quotes


Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it …Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.

Truth Pain People

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal …Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Change Love Humor

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece …Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

Hope Humor Simile

No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, …No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.

Reading

If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then …If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.

Pain Loss

It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are …It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

People

The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in …The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

History

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat …Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

History Short Humor Past

One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one's regrets. Something will happen to …One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one's regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

Life Difficulty

Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because …Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?

Fear Perspective Question Attitude

it is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the …it is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.

Life Truth Friends Loss

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what …Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

There are few sights sadder than a ruined …There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.

Book

Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have …Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.

Heart

Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a …Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.

'Are you ready?' Klaus asked finally. 'No,' Sunny answered. 'Me neither,' Violet said, 'but if we …"Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally. "No," Sunny answered. "Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go."