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“ Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. ”
Categories: Humor Simile
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Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. 
Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far. 
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. 
