Mae West quotes

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm …When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Short

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real …I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Funny Witty Women

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth …I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Inspirational Short Success

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is …You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Life Wisdom Humor

I'm single because I was born that …I'm single because I was born that way.

Freedom Funny Witty Choice

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried …Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Courage Funny Short Evil

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be …Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Funny Short Women

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go …Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Funny Short Witty Women

When women go wrong, men go right after …When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Funny Short Women Men

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an …Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Freedom Marriage Short Humor

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what …Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Funny Relationship Short Women

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed …I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Courage Life Humor



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Mae West Funny quotes ⇑


Funny Quotes
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a …I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Funny

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much …Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Funny Love Witty

To err is human - but it feels …To err is human - but it feels divine.

Funny Short Humans

Sex is an emotion in …Sex is an emotion in motion.

Funny



Mae West Short quotes ⇑


Short Quotes
It is better to be looked over than …It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Short Humor

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more …Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Short Humor Morality

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their …Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Short Women

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found …There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Short Women

He who hesitates is a damned …He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Short Humor



All Mae West quotes ⇑


Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a …Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Witty Humor Women

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere …Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else

Women Advice

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of …Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Marriage Humor Sarcasm

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your …It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Life Short Witty Humor

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody …All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Humor

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make …I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Life Short Humor

Too much of a good thing can be …Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied …A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Relationship Short Humor Women

You are never too old to become …You are never too old to become younger!

Poetry

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the …His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Insult

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it …Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Marriage Short

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach …I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Humor Men

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see …Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Humor

I used to be Snow White, but I …I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.