Mae West quotes
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Mae West Funny quotes ⇑
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West Short quotes ⇑
All Mae West quotes ⇑
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
You are never too old to become younger!
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?