“ My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh -- anything but work. ”
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.