“ Ten years ago if somebody was walking on the street talking you would know that he's lost it, but today you don't know. Whether they got their head phones on or they just lost it and they're talking, we cannot make out ”
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgowgm1KeZ4
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